Q. Can you speak English?
A. Yes. We just had a long conversation in English.
Q. But how can you speak English?
A. Because it is an international language. Because my ancestors were ruled by the British. Because I worship white people and their language. Because I am stupid?
Q. But you don't even have an accent???
A. I'm so sorry.
Q. Oh, you even drink? Weren't you ever stoned to death.
A. I was. I am dead.